I’m sure everyone remembers the old joke about breasts and martinis…I’m here to tell you two teats are perfect! When in Mammoth on the July 4th weekend you have to flee town to beat the crowds. So we 4 x4’d out past the Minaret Summit, to Deadman Pass, and parked where the road ends. Then we hiked the San Joaquin Ridge all the way to Two Teats (I love saying that!) It was a moderate 4-hour hike and we didn’t see a single soul. But as one would expect along a ridge line in the Eastern Sierras, it was windy. The gorgeous wildflowers were in full display and blue, yellow & black, and orange & black butterflies were flittering about the ridge line.